OLYmpics

I"M BACK!!!

Hey babies idiots and all my fellow slutties out there...im back and guess wat im gonna stay so to all retarded dickfaces who have been posting on tag box as various members of my families this is the final warning or else ur gonna find urself on the wrong end of the steamboat so also to my new sajc friends who have no idea wat im saying take this as fimal warning to avoid some real pain

olympics

so lets talk about the major event gripping the world today......for the less intellectual im not talking about Obama or Clinton...instead im going to talk about the olympics

The political aspect doesn't bother me much instead the common sense aspect does bother me. Why would the Olympic organisers approve spending millions of dollars to carry a flame from Greece to China when a 50-cent made in China cigarette lighter would have lit the Beijing Stadium cauldron just as effectively

Is Greek fire different from Beijing fire????

BUT dont mention cigarette lighters to Olympics organisers they like to complicate things a lot..

In barcelona olypics they had some robin hood wannabe shoot a flaming arrow into the Cauldron
In Sydney Olympics a they got some half mermaid girl to light the thing under water

I dont know whats gonna happen in beijing but it sure aint gonna be some blue-jacketed proletarian artictically flicking a cigraette a hundred feet into the cauldron

OKAY back to the dam torch, i'm told the torch realy is an ancient tradition...WHAT ancient tradition

I know 2500 years ago the greeks used to dam hyped up about the flame during the games but after it no one cared( the ancient greek cleaners usually barbecued leftover mutton chops in it, got drunk on leftover wine and then dumped the sacred flame cauldron in the storage room till next olympics)

BUT why are the greeks so obsessed with fire??????

WELL they lived under a bad-tempered (AKA sadistic) god called zeus who was into punishment. On one occasiion he got pissed at the Greeks and deprived them of fire ( Raw Mutton? Cold soup? No wonder they invented the Greek salad)
Fortunately for the greeks a lesser god called prometheus felt sorry for the Greeks and gave them fire back. Zeus lost his temper (not to mention face) and punished the poor guys buy chaining him to a rock and having a vulture eat his liver. Zeus repaired the liver every night so that they punishment was for eternity. Yes Zeus was not the kind of CEO you want to work for

Now every time i see a torch relay i see in my mind a guy chained to a rock with a vulture pecking at his liver..... if tats tradition give me progress anyday...............

so jc life has officially started...i have settled down met some nice dudes some nicers scholars and some cute girls....well as i knew from first intake my maths was secrewed and today i got proof of exactly how screwed i was...there was a maths test today and im proud to say i managed to do it..NOT!...i was stunned at question 1 for like 10 mins before i gave up and moved on only to be stunned at question four again...overall i relised tat i can most salvage a pass only if lady luck and her whole godddam family is on my side.

You have no idea how scary this is for someone. i was stoning during the last ten mins of the test thinkin about the meaning of life when i eralised that is i were to continueat this rate i would not make it to J2 next year...this prospect is really daunting and i decided to study hard...but as luck would have it my teachers arent persay up to scratch so im resorting to deperate measures....scholars....yes scholars who give my teachers a run for thier money...there are two in my class who are beyond godlike for those of u m my sec 4 class you could say that they slack like the mud in class but their results are way better then sly's....to illustrate my example, in todays test they changed one of the quetions about 15 mins into and one of the scholars mentioned above went "fuck" because he had already done all the questions and was about to settle into a nice nap but now he had to redo the question and that pissed him off.

i was stunned again by him, i barely completed question two when he was like " ok im done"...talk about being outshined but i was also wondering what a genius like him was doing here....turns out he secrewed up english ( and yes he is PRC scholar)...makes you wonder doesnt it?!?!


ok now to more important stuff MAN U WON!!!!!!!!!!!
take that u idiots! how the hell was roma to win dudes 2-0 dudes rooney and ronaldo!!!

ok ok more important stuff for a change lets talk about mas selamt kastari sinc every one is making fun of him y not i join the bandwagon? kastari has gotta to be the dumbest idiot out there if he's still alive although i doubt it he's mst probably being raped by jungle beasts....so lets see how he died..

Scenario 1: climbed up tree to pluck fruit got scared of height remained on tree till he died cos he had no balls to let go of the branch he was hugging and climb down

Scenario 2: went fishing and got ganged up on by fishes who dragged him to a watery death

Scenario 3: slept on malaysia-singapore railway and got run over by train

Scenario 4: he never escaped cos the police were sick of his bitchin and they shot him everything that is happening now is a farcade to hide thier good deed


oh well next time peeps
out

I'm Back

you know when i first transfered class i was like dam worrried. I was wondering if i should just go and be myself or hold back the fuzz.Well during the Hols i was shifting house so i was not free to do anything but now after settling in im free. SO during the hols we went to a museum trip for GP no idea how the hell that was supposed to help though....SO the trip involved this tour of Greek culture and the first thing we saw was this 20 foot statue of David With his Balls on proud Display....as usual guys gave crude jokes but strange thing was even some girls joined in the fun fare....at first i tot it was just a random ocurence but somehow it happened and i was freakin shocked... Apart from that through numerous msn conversations and real life in school chatting i realised this was how they were and this can mean only one thing......................the fuzz is back

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQWWvHqQXFA&feature=bz303

well as usual my past haunts me..... in my new class theres a guy called dixon hes dam fun to be with for u vs ppl inagine a high class zhi hwa then we were playin bridge in the tennis court when he asks "EH! u wat school ah" im like "vs" man and he goes " VS AH! u noe Zhi Hwa ah?" and of course i say yes then he suddenly proclaims to the world " EH NO WONDER U SO FAMALIAR ZHI HWA SHOW ME YOUR PHOTO B4! U THE UPSKIRT KING RITE!!!???" wow i was dam sad my past is here in SAJC also.........but thank ( i wont say anything here since im a free thinker) only my bridge kahkis heard it unfortunately there were two girls.... i wanted to like jump off the railing but the two are not your typical shy shy type...aft6er 2 secs of stoning they burst out giggling and are like "Eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh really aaaaahhhhhhhhh! waaaa u talented ah! eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh dont take me aaaahhhh i today never wear safety shorts!" apart from being stuned for a couple of secs after that i was like laughing my ass off saying " no lah i quit already" and one asked "why bad business ah? Poor thing eh if u let me win this round i let u take i not so worried cause i wearing safety pants " then she burst into uncontrollable giggles and couldnt stop



anyway for u perverts who think i did take advantage all i said was " hmm maybe lah but not now cause if u let me take got no kick"the whole group started laughing at this and it was dam fun talkin dirty like this with girls i realised.....they arent persay the angelic bunch but u gotta now where to draw the line for example with guys ( as u VS ppl noe i will pull in the dudes mom and sis) but with girls the limit is way lower so take that u perverts



On a More Serious Note:

anyway for u idiots who think its fun to post as the escaped terrorist and the various Police forces trying to catch him i hope u realise that this is not a joke he is capapble of many acts of terrorism not only in our contry but also in other countries as well and without a doubt the more time he spends out there the more dangerous it is remember that we could lose our loved ones to ppl like him so pls understand the gravity of the situation and take it seriously...if u do see him or if u have any information on him pls call 999 remember that it was people like him who were responsible for 9/11 and bali bombings...we do not want this to happen to us so pls do not mess around

hi peeps fuzz here...well its the 3rd month of my 1st year in JC....gotta admit times flyin too fast i mean like 3 days ago i was working at a lan centre for a decent salary then 2 days ago i was in SAJC for PAE yesterday i got Os result and today here i am i SAJC lookin at my future unfold.....


well as previously stated i did some research about beer.....turns out that beer making is a easy (no kick) process and as a reslut not much $$$ so i decided to get into wine....lucky my parents have some land near adelaide so when i get the wine makin degree i can go there and start my own private vineyard......

but then again i got no patience to wait for the wine to mature and stuff so tat idea is a gonner ..... well then wat do i intend to do u ask??

as th0se of you in my sec school know (VS) i wanted to do Aeronautical engeneering in Singapore Poly although the poly life was attractive i knew tat if i went there i would be robbing someone like azmeer of thier spot.......so i choose to go JC -->UNI then do aeronautical there.....well so heres the punch line......




Gonna start my own plane manufacturer (name: Fuz Line) pwn Boeing and Airbus with the worlds first triple deck jumbojet....sell a couple use the money to build military jets rigg them and sell to the USA make sure the whole US air fleet uses my planes then when they go to attack the world..blow up all the planes causing them to lose....then laugh moniacally in my suite in Las Vegas.....then using all my money start my own air lines throw SIA and Indonesia Airlines in the gutter dominate the air industry create an Adult version air travel (you know what i mean)

so that plan is gonna work 100% watch out world here comes the Master Fuzz Airlines

BOO YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

A new begining....again....

Well i decided to change my subject combi after a serious talk with my teachers as well as a career guidance officer....so its now officially Physics Chem Maths and Econs...well today was seriously akward had to go to a new class where there were no familiar faces except one girl from my OG (second intake)...anyway she knows me as "Kris" this being the first part of my middle name (Krishnan) it sounds cool but it takes getting used to especially since everyone else calls me kish....anyway new class is dam fun made new friends plan to make more tomorow....but i dont really wanna think too much cause i have a knack for screwing up the plans that i think through the most......haiz.....

so well at least now i can fullfill my life long dream of becoming a beer inventer....i mean why bother discover the cure for aids when u can discover the worlds first fat burning beer or the first alcoholic substance that does not harm the liver.... anyway you get the point....

watch out tiger here comes the fuzz

so.....now what

Well ok for those of you who dont know i have declined VJC's offer because i have decided to stay in SAJC to continue computing a subject that VJC does not offer, and for those of you who dont belive the only thing i can and will say is BELIVE IT!. Also after considering the various factors i realised that SAJC is pretty fun and for ppl like Joel who are still surprised that i can survive in a mission school pls freakin belive it i mean come on man its not like as though there's some crazed dude walking around forcin ppl to convert rite?

so besides that i have another issue im addressing ...i noe that in VS i have had a certain reputation...i cant say im proud of it (who is??!?!) but the main issue is that im going to change it. For those of u were wit me when i bumped into my OG you will know what i mean i have tried to change and i will








then again give the slacker i am most prob it will ne long before i change so pls stay tuned for the transformation of the fuzz


Peace out man

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As seen in chat box my reputation precedes me...well im tearing it down ok so anyway back to the story

started chatting with her and had fun then had to split cos' she was going to NYJC me to SAJC... anyway in the train there inspiration struck me i was like " wth man i soo freakin late gonna get pwned by the DM might as well pwn" so i detoured to the local polyclinic after wasting 3 hrs of my preciuos life there i came out MC in hand and decided to go stone at the Potong Pasir Mac cos i was meeting my OG (as in the 1st intake OG) there....anyway on the way there near serangoon i saw her again...and decided to continue chatting so like a typical singaporean i jaywalked...anyway as luck would have it there was this taxi...it came speeding at me horn blaring driver violently gestualting profanities you know how they say "my whole life flashed before my eyes"? well nothin like tat happened my only regret was still being a virgin.....but luckily it avoided me but really imagine the cheap paintjob of the comfort taxi flashing past you inches from running you down well i stoned there for a couple of secs before realising i was still on the road....next thing i knew i was on a bus HOME and before i knew it i was reliving my harrowing experience in my room......

moral of the story?
always look both ways before crossing the road

WTH

so singapore won moscow in its bid to host the youth olympics...i was kinda sorting our pros and cons and came up with this list
PROS:
we were never ruled by a communist
our shusi is not radioactive
it only takes 2 and a half hours to cross our country
CONS:
too many ah bengs and ah lians
building olympic village=WOMBAT (Waste Of Money Brains And Time)
we aint got no symbolic dance ( you noe the one where russians pretend their sitting on somethin then start kicking thier legs out on at a time balancing on the other waving thier arms and shouting HEH!!!)

so the fact that SG won kinda makes me happy (if we cant win russains in a war lets own them in dipolmatism!)

so yea abt that life altering moment i was talking abt previously, it happend last sunday...(i know long time ago but its worth it)
ok well to skip the part with the ball basically this happend ball hit my alarm clock clock broke i didn't realise it and happily slept result i woke up late. So in typical panic i rushed and was leaving my house when i saw her...she just moved in a couple of days ago filthy rich saw them move in 3 flat screens smallest being 42 inches....so she seemed friendly so i chated her up turns out she was from the US name Mia dad american mom chinese

Anyway post too long tune in next time for the rest of the intensive ancedote!!!

Hallelujah

Well decided it was time again too start the blog up after my previous one failed since i forgot the pass to the account...Anyway past is past so i decided after procastinating for months to get serious this especially so after a incident that had life altering probabilities but due to a ball and a really cute girl living next door i was saved...to know abt this stay tuned for the next post rite now i gotta run cause my moms gonna go all xiaolin showdown on me cause i have been on the computer for the past 5 hrs....playing a extremely violent game but due to my lousy graphics on the com it had no effect...........................................................................................anyway....................... peace out dudes