hey hey ppls guess what....I'M BACK FUcKERS!!!!!! for all you retards who have been beging for the return of the masterf fuzz wait no more i'm back and i'm back with a vendetta foe vengenace peoples!! anyways stay tuned for some imba shits about to come flying cos i've got a whole years worth of crap to throw!
first of is the one that sparked this godly coming-back!
i went ape-shit on a bunch of retards who decided to interrupt my poker game last night....on facebook....nvr had so much fun since the random beatings of brandy and boon back in VS. really feels nice to verbally degrade some one all the way from his ancestry to his ass. as to the details lets just say that my SA friend who was with me saw the power of being in VS ELDDS for 4 dammed years
anyway of stupid pokering idoits i have to say about something that is on my fucking nerves! EXAMS!!!
fuck man my prelims just defined the phrase in deep-shit so now i'm gonna start a mugging spreee that's gonna make me the DEFINITION of mugging like a dog!
anyways thnx to this goal i'm gonna hiatus for like until A's so till then bye bye doggies~~
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
I"M BACK!!!
Hey babies idiots and all my fellow slutties out there...im back and guess wat im gonna stay so to all retarded dickfaces who have been posting on tag box as various members of my families this is the final warning or else ur gonna find urself on the wrong end of the steamboat so also to my new sajc friends who have no idea wat im saying take this as fimal warning to avoid some real pain
Sunday, April 27, 2008
olympics
so lets talk about the major event gripping the world today......for the less intellectual im not talking about Obama or Clinton...instead im going to talk about the olympics
The political aspect doesn't bother me much instead the common sense aspect does bother me. Why would the Olympic organisers approve spending millions of dollars to carry a flame from Greece to China when a 50-cent made in China cigarette lighter would have lit the Beijing Stadium cauldron just as effectively
Is Greek fire different from Beijing fire????
BUT dont mention cigarette lighters to Olympics organisers they like to complicate things a lot..
In barcelona olypics they had some robin hood wannabe shoot a flaming arrow into the Cauldron
In Sydney Olympics a they got some half mermaid girl to light the thing under water
I dont know whats gonna happen in beijing but it sure aint gonna be some blue-jacketed proletarian artictically flicking a cigraette a hundred feet into the cauldron
OKAY back to the dam torch, i'm told the torch realy is an ancient tradition...WHAT ancient tradition
I know 2500 years ago the greeks used to dam hyped up about the flame during the games but after it no one cared( the ancient greek cleaners usually barbecued leftover mutton chops in it, got drunk on leftover wine and then dumped the sacred flame cauldron in the storage room till next olympics)
BUT why are the greeks so obsessed with fire??????
WELL they lived under a bad-tempered (AKA sadistic) god called zeus who was into punishment. On one occasiion he got pissed at the Greeks and deprived them of fire ( Raw Mutton? Cold soup? No wonder they invented the Greek salad)
Fortunately for the greeks a lesser god called prometheus felt sorry for the Greeks and gave them fire back. Zeus lost his temper (not to mention face) and punished the poor guys buy chaining him to a rock and having a vulture eat his liver. Zeus repaired the liver every night so that they punishment was for eternity. Yes Zeus was not the kind of CEO you want to work for
Now every time i see a torch relay i see in my mind a guy chained to a rock with a vulture pecking at his liver..... if tats tradition give me progress anyday...............
The political aspect doesn't bother me much instead the common sense aspect does bother me. Why would the Olympic organisers approve spending millions of dollars to carry a flame from Greece to China when a 50-cent made in China cigarette lighter would have lit the Beijing Stadium cauldron just as effectively
Is Greek fire different from Beijing fire????
BUT dont mention cigarette lighters to Olympics organisers they like to complicate things a lot..
In barcelona olypics they had some robin hood wannabe shoot a flaming arrow into the Cauldron
In Sydney Olympics a they got some half mermaid girl to light the thing under water
I dont know whats gonna happen in beijing but it sure aint gonna be some blue-jacketed proletarian artictically flicking a cigraette a hundred feet into the cauldron
OKAY back to the dam torch, i'm told the torch realy is an ancient tradition...WHAT ancient tradition
I know 2500 years ago the greeks used to dam hyped up about the flame during the games but after it no one cared( the ancient greek cleaners usually barbecued leftover mutton chops in it, got drunk on leftover wine and then dumped the sacred flame cauldron in the storage room till next olympics)
BUT why are the greeks so obsessed with fire??????
WELL they lived under a bad-tempered (AKA sadistic) god called zeus who was into punishment. On one occasiion he got pissed at the Greeks and deprived them of fire ( Raw Mutton? Cold soup? No wonder they invented the Greek salad)
Fortunately for the greeks a lesser god called prometheus felt sorry for the Greeks and gave them fire back. Zeus lost his temper (not to mention face) and punished the poor guys buy chaining him to a rock and having a vulture eat his liver. Zeus repaired the liver every night so that they punishment was for eternity. Yes Zeus was not the kind of CEO you want to work for
Now every time i see a torch relay i see in my mind a guy chained to a rock with a vulture pecking at his liver..... if tats tradition give me progress anyday...............
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
so jc life has officially started...i have settled down met some nice dudes some nicers scholars and some cute girls....well as i knew from first intake my maths was secrewed and today i got proof of exactly how screwed i was...there was a maths test today and im proud to say i managed to do it..NOT!...i was stunned at question 1 for like 10 mins before i gave up and moved on only to be stunned at question four again...overall i relised tat i can most salvage a pass only if lady luck and her whole godddam family is on my side.
You have no idea how scary this is for someone. i was stoning during the last ten mins of the test thinkin about the meaning of life when i eralised that is i were to continueat this rate i would not make it to J2 next year...this prospect is really daunting and i decided to study hard...but as luck would have it my teachers arent persay up to scratch so im resorting to deperate measures....scholars....yes scholars who give my teachers a run for thier money...there are two in my class who are beyond godlike for those of u m my sec 4 class you could say that they slack like the mud in class but their results are way better then sly's....to illustrate my example, in todays test they changed one of the quetions about 15 mins into and one of the scholars mentioned above went "fuck" because he had already done all the questions and was about to settle into a nice nap but now he had to redo the question and that pissed him off.
i was stunned again by him, i barely completed question two when he was like " ok im done"...talk about being outshined but i was also wondering what a genius like him was doing here....turns out he secrewed up english ( and yes he is PRC scholar)...makes you wonder doesnt it?!?!
ok now to more important stuff MAN U WON!!!!!!!!!!!
take that u idiots! how the hell was roma to win dudes 2-0 dudes rooney and ronaldo!!!
ok ok more important stuff for a change lets talk about mas selamt kastari sinc every one is making fun of him y not i join the bandwagon? kastari has gotta to be the dumbest idiot out there if he's still alive although i doubt it he's mst probably being raped by jungle beasts....so lets see how he died..
Scenario 1: climbed up tree to pluck fruit got scared of height remained on tree till he died cos he had no balls to let go of the branch he was hugging and climb down
Scenario 2: went fishing and got ganged up on by fishes who dragged him to a watery death
Scenario 3: slept on malaysia-singapore railway and got run over by train
Scenario 4: he never escaped cos the police were sick of his bitchin and they shot him everything that is happening now is a farcade to hide thier good deed
oh well next time peeps
out
You have no idea how scary this is for someone. i was stoning during the last ten mins of the test thinkin about the meaning of life when i eralised that is i were to continueat this rate i would not make it to J2 next year...this prospect is really daunting and i decided to study hard...but as luck would have it my teachers arent persay up to scratch so im resorting to deperate measures....scholars....yes scholars who give my teachers a run for thier money...there are two in my class who are beyond godlike for those of u m my sec 4 class you could say that they slack like the mud in class but their results are way better then sly's....to illustrate my example, in todays test they changed one of the quetions about 15 mins into and one of the scholars mentioned above went "fuck" because he had already done all the questions and was about to settle into a nice nap but now he had to redo the question and that pissed him off.
i was stunned again by him, i barely completed question two when he was like " ok im done"...talk about being outshined but i was also wondering what a genius like him was doing here....turns out he secrewed up english ( and yes he is PRC scholar)...makes you wonder doesnt it?!?!
ok now to more important stuff MAN U WON!!!!!!!!!!!
take that u idiots! how the hell was roma to win dudes 2-0 dudes rooney and ronaldo!!!
ok ok more important stuff for a change lets talk about mas selamt kastari sinc every one is making fun of him y not i join the bandwagon? kastari has gotta to be the dumbest idiot out there if he's still alive although i doubt it he's mst probably being raped by jungle beasts....so lets see how he died..
Scenario 1: climbed up tree to pluck fruit got scared of height remained on tree till he died cos he had no balls to let go of the branch he was hugging and climb down
Scenario 2: went fishing and got ganged up on by fishes who dragged him to a watery death
Scenario 3: slept on malaysia-singapore railway and got run over by train
Scenario 4: he never escaped cos the police were sick of his bitchin and they shot him everything that is happening now is a farcade to hide thier good deed
oh well next time peeps
out
Thursday, March 20, 2008
I'm Back
you know when i first transfered class i was like dam worrried. I was wondering if i should just go and be myself or hold back the fuzz.Well during the Hols i was shifting house so i was not free to do anything but now after settling in im free. SO during the hols we went to a museum trip for GP no idea how the hell that was supposed to help though....SO the trip involved this tour of Greek culture and the first thing we saw was this 20 foot statue of David With his Balls on proud Display....as usual guys gave crude jokes but strange thing was even some girls joined in the fun fare....at first i tot it was just a random ocurence but somehow it happened and i was freakin shocked... Apart from that through numerous msn conversations and real life in school chatting i realised this was how they were and this can mean only one thing......................the fuzz is back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQWWvHqQXFA&feature=bz303
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQWWvHqQXFA&feature=bz303
Thursday, March 6, 2008
well as usual my past haunts me..... in my new class theres a guy called dixon hes dam fun to be with for u vs ppl inagine a high class zhi hwa then we were playin bridge in the tennis court when he asks "EH! u wat school ah" im like "vs" man and he goes " VS AH! u noe Zhi Hwa ah?" and of course i say yes then he suddenly proclaims to the world " EH NO WONDER U SO FAMALIAR ZHI HWA SHOW ME YOUR PHOTO B4! U THE UPSKIRT KING RITE!!!???" wow i was dam sad my past is here in SAJC also.........but thank ( i wont say anything here since im a free thinker) only my bridge kahkis heard it unfortunately there were two girls.... i wanted to like jump off the railing but the two are not your typical shy shy type...aft6er 2 secs of stoning they burst out giggling and are like "Eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh really aaaaahhhhhhhhh! waaaa u talented ah! eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh dont take me aaaahhhh i today never wear safety shorts!" apart from being stuned for a couple of secs after that i was like laughing my ass off saying " no lah i quit already" and one asked "why bad business ah? Poor thing eh if u let me win this round i let u take i not so worried cause i wearing safety pants " then she burst into uncontrollable giggles and couldnt stop
anyway for u perverts who think i did take advantage all i said was " hmm maybe lah but not now cause if u let me take got no kick"the whole group started laughing at this and it was dam fun talkin dirty like this with girls i realised.....they arent persay the angelic bunch but u gotta now where to draw the line for example with guys ( as u VS ppl noe i will pull in the dudes mom and sis) but with girls the limit is way lower so take that u perverts
On a More Serious Note:
anyway for u idiots who think its fun to post as the escaped terrorist and the various Police forces trying to catch him i hope u realise that this is not a joke he is capapble of many acts of terrorism not only in our contry but also in other countries as well and without a doubt the more time he spends out there the more dangerous it is remember that we could lose our loved ones to ppl like him so pls understand the gravity of the situation and take it seriously...if u do see him or if u have any information on him pls call 999 remember that it was people like him who were responsible for 9/11 and bali bombings...we do not want this to happen to us so pls do not mess around
anyway for u perverts who think i did take advantage all i said was " hmm maybe lah but not now cause if u let me take got no kick"the whole group started laughing at this and it was dam fun talkin dirty like this with girls i realised.....they arent persay the angelic bunch but u gotta now where to draw the line for example with guys ( as u VS ppl noe i will pull in the dudes mom and sis) but with girls the limit is way lower so take that u perverts
On a More Serious Note:
anyway for u idiots who think its fun to post as the escaped terrorist and the various Police forces trying to catch him i hope u realise that this is not a joke he is capapble of many acts of terrorism not only in our contry but also in other countries as well and without a doubt the more time he spends out there the more dangerous it is remember that we could lose our loved ones to ppl like him so pls understand the gravity of the situation and take it seriously...if u do see him or if u have any information on him pls call 999 remember that it was people like him who were responsible for 9/11 and bali bombings...we do not want this to happen to us so pls do not mess around
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