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As seen in chat box my reputation precedes me...well im tearing it down ok so anyway back to the story

started chatting with her and had fun then had to split cos' she was going to NYJC me to SAJC... anyway in the train there inspiration struck me i was like " wth man i soo freakin late gonna get pwned by the DM might as well pwn" so i detoured to the local polyclinic after wasting 3 hrs of my preciuos life there i came out MC in hand and decided to go stone at the Potong Pasir Mac cos i was meeting my OG (as in the 1st intake OG) there....anyway on the way there near serangoon i saw her again...and decided to continue chatting so like a typical singaporean i jaywalked...anyway as luck would have it there was this taxi...it came speeding at me horn blaring driver violently gestualting profanities you know how they say "my whole life flashed before my eyes"? well nothin like tat happened my only regret was still being a virgin.....but luckily it avoided me but really imagine the cheap paintjob of the comfort taxi flashing past you inches from running you down well i stoned there for a couple of secs before realising i was still on the road....next thing i knew i was on a bus HOME and before i knew it i was reliving my harrowing experience in my room......

moral of the story?
always look both ways before crossing the road