olympics

so lets talk about the major event gripping the world today......for the less intellectual im not talking about Obama or Clinton...instead im going to talk about the olympics

The political aspect doesn't bother me much instead the common sense aspect does bother me. Why would the Olympic organisers approve spending millions of dollars to carry a flame from Greece to China when a 50-cent made in China cigarette lighter would have lit the Beijing Stadium cauldron just as effectively

Is Greek fire different from Beijing fire????

BUT dont mention cigarette lighters to Olympics organisers they like to complicate things a lot..

In barcelona olypics they had some robin hood wannabe shoot a flaming arrow into the Cauldron
In Sydney Olympics a they got some half mermaid girl to light the thing under water

I dont know whats gonna happen in beijing but it sure aint gonna be some blue-jacketed proletarian artictically flicking a cigraette a hundred feet into the cauldron

OKAY back to the dam torch, i'm told the torch realy is an ancient tradition...WHAT ancient tradition

I know 2500 years ago the greeks used to dam hyped up about the flame during the games but after it no one cared( the ancient greek cleaners usually barbecued leftover mutton chops in it, got drunk on leftover wine and then dumped the sacred flame cauldron in the storage room till next olympics)

BUT why are the greeks so obsessed with fire??????

WELL they lived under a bad-tempered (AKA sadistic) god called zeus who was into punishment. On one occasiion he got pissed at the Greeks and deprived them of fire ( Raw Mutton? Cold soup? No wonder they invented the Greek salad)
Fortunately for the greeks a lesser god called prometheus felt sorry for the Greeks and gave them fire back. Zeus lost his temper (not to mention face) and punished the poor guys buy chaining him to a rock and having a vulture eat his liver. Zeus repaired the liver every night so that they punishment was for eternity. Yes Zeus was not the kind of CEO you want to work for

Now every time i see a torch relay i see in my mind a guy chained to a rock with a vulture pecking at his liver..... if tats tradition give me progress anyday...............

so jc life has officially started...i have settled down met some nice dudes some nicers scholars and some cute girls....well as i knew from first intake my maths was secrewed and today i got proof of exactly how screwed i was...there was a maths test today and im proud to say i managed to do it..NOT!...i was stunned at question 1 for like 10 mins before i gave up and moved on only to be stunned at question four again...overall i relised tat i can most salvage a pass only if lady luck and her whole godddam family is on my side.

You have no idea how scary this is for someone. i was stoning during the last ten mins of the test thinkin about the meaning of life when i eralised that is i were to continueat this rate i would not make it to J2 next year...this prospect is really daunting and i decided to study hard...but as luck would have it my teachers arent persay up to scratch so im resorting to deperate measures....scholars....yes scholars who give my teachers a run for thier money...there are two in my class who are beyond godlike for those of u m my sec 4 class you could say that they slack like the mud in class but their results are way better then sly's....to illustrate my example, in todays test they changed one of the quetions about 15 mins into and one of the scholars mentioned above went "fuck" because he had already done all the questions and was about to settle into a nice nap but now he had to redo the question and that pissed him off.

i was stunned again by him, i barely completed question two when he was like " ok im done"...talk about being outshined but i was also wondering what a genius like him was doing here....turns out he secrewed up english ( and yes he is PRC scholar)...makes you wonder doesnt it?!?!


ok now to more important stuff MAN U WON!!!!!!!!!!!
take that u idiots! how the hell was roma to win dudes 2-0 dudes rooney and ronaldo!!!

ok ok more important stuff for a change lets talk about mas selamt kastari sinc every one is making fun of him y not i join the bandwagon? kastari has gotta to be the dumbest idiot out there if he's still alive although i doubt it he's mst probably being raped by jungle beasts....so lets see how he died..

Scenario 1: climbed up tree to pluck fruit got scared of height remained on tree till he died cos he had no balls to let go of the branch he was hugging and climb down

Scenario 2: went fishing and got ganged up on by fishes who dragged him to a watery death

Scenario 3: slept on malaysia-singapore railway and got run over by train

Scenario 4: he never escaped cos the police were sick of his bitchin and they shot him everything that is happening now is a farcade to hide thier good deed


oh well next time peeps
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